Ok, here is another. This one started with Rachel. I believe that exactly the same people drew pictures in this one. I didn't realize it until after I had started scanning. Maybe the next one will be switched.
So! Rachel starts out under the "farming" heading by drawing this strange drawing:
This looks like a thin man racing himself to the finish line, one would think, on a horse. But apparently the next person had different ideas when she said Yee haw! Running in a circle on a cow. Umm, well, ok, that's their opinion. Maybe they know of some ancient tribal cow races that have since ceased to be as popular.
Moving on, the next artist takes this sentence and....slaughters it.
I mean, come on! Ok, that blob with a weird nose could be characterized as a cow, but the guy is obviously not on it, and neither of them are coming close to running in circles. So, proceeding to the next sentence-writer, we find that she believes this blob is a pig. I quote her when I say A large pig chasing a small child w/ no hair aroung in a circular pen. That is not a typo. Perhaps she meant "around", but I think "aroung" is a perfectly good word. And I guess that h4rd-core horse-racer (or pig-racer) could be a small child. The drawing next drawn features...
...somebody with no hair getting chased by a straight-tailed pig. But the next person mocks the Spanish matador's bravery when he compares him with the fleeing kid. He says The bullfighter was in for a nasty surprise in the form of an oversized pig that entered the ring. ((Although it probably wasn't so nasty...I mean...hot dogs for lunch...)) Naturally that fleeing figure that kind of looks like he is dancing is not a bullfighter, nor is he a pigfighter. But all I had to go on was the sentence, so I drew:
The picture was large, and when I shrunk it in paint, it lost lots of the lines and detail, but it is a pig lunging at a matador, sombrero and all. The crowd is gasping as the matador raises his "red" sheet towards the charging pig.
Apparently the next person didn't look at the picture very well. I mean, I could write a better description of a blank piece of paper than this guy did of my picture. He wrote An italian nascar racer charging a matador! So my beautiful pig has been horribly changed into a nascar racer. I'm not sure how, but it's the truth. So the next picture is even worse.
While the nascar racer says that he is coming to get the matador ((and yes, that says "I'm coming to get you", not "I'm coming rogues you" as the persons bad handwriting suggests)), he is just standing there as the matador gets hit in the head with a loaf of bread...wait...is that supposed to be his hat?? Apparently it must've looked like wings to the next writer who wrote A masked italian chases a nervous fairy, not taking into account that the italian was a nascar racer and the guy with the weird collar did not have wings. Nor was he shining. But this sentence misled the next artist who attempted to....umm....this...
The person must be trying to illustrate the italianity of the masked criminal by the pizza, but the angel/fairy only sighs, or perhaps she's anticipating eating the pizza. But he next in line writes The pizza-man (get it???) sights a falling angel during his midnight shift. It's obviously not midnight, but perhaps the angel is actually screaming because it's falling, thus making it a "falling angel". But apparently the next artist believes that angels have no such liking for pizza-man jokes when he draws:
I'm not sure why the big rock is behind the angel, but the angel quickly shows that, despite the deliverer's attempts, it cares nothing for the jokes of the pizza men. The last writer captures the spirit of this when she writes: a pizza delivery man tells the pizza man joke to an unamused angel.
THUS CONCLUDES OUR PLAY!!
So there's another. Like I said, I'll probably do another just so that we can get a chance to see the artwork of the heretofore sentence writers.
So yeah.
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